Harty McFarty – Hang Time Master Premium T-Shirt
Master the Art of Breaking Wind in Style
Presenting the Harty McFarty Hang Time Master T-Shirt – where comfort meets comedy in perfect harmony. This hilarious premium tee features our beloved character Harty McFarty, the undisputed champion of controlled atmospheric adjustments!
Make a statement with this conversation-starting piece that combines premium comfort with hilarious artwork. Each shirt is carefully printed in-house to ensure the highest quality representation of our break-wind champion.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in increased social attention and spontaneous outbursts of laughter. No actual wind-breaking abilities are guaranteed or implied.
Premium Quality Meets Supreme Comfort
Built on the legendary Bella & Canvas 3001 platform, this t-shirt delivers:
- Ultra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Modern unisex fit that flatters every body type
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
- Superior print quality that won’t fade or crack
Harty McFarty Design That Breaks the Wind (and the Internet)
Our exclusive illustration showcases Harty McFarty in all his glory:
- Perfectly captured jovial expression
- Masterful pose suggesting complete control
- Vibrant, eye-catching colors that pop
- Conversation starter guaranteed to generate laughs
Harty McFarty – Hang Time Master – Perfect For:
- Casual wear enthusiasts with a sense of humor
- Gift-giving to that special someone who appreciates toilet humor
- Breaking the ice at social gatherings
- Adding some controlled chaos to your wardrobe collection
Product Specifications:
- Material: 100% Airlume cotton
- Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Available sizes: S-3XL
- Care instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Why Choose This Tee?
Stand out from the crowd with this conversation-starting piece that combines premium comfort with playful humor. The Harty McFarty Hang Time Master tee isn’t just a t-shirt – it’s a statement piece that says “I take my comfort seriously, but not myself!”
Let Harty McFarty be your guide to mastering the art of breaking wind with style and grace!
Note: Each shirt is carefully printed to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail.
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